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They attached themselves to all mankind, which still to this day causes all our fears, our confusions, and our problems. At the dawn of man, the souls finally found bodies which they could grab onto. Xenu then released the alien souls, which roamed the earth aimlessly in a fog of confusion. There the souls were forced to watch days of brainwashing material which tricked them into believing a false reality. Xenu didn't want their souls to return! And so he built giant soul-catchers in the sky! The souls were taken to a huge soul brain-washing facility, which Xenu had also built on Earth. The souls of those aliens, however, lived on, and all floated up towards the sky.īut the evil Lord Xenu had prepared for this. The aliens were no longer frozen, they were dead. The cruisers then took the frozen alien bodies to our planet, Earth, and dumped them into the volcanoes of Hawaii.

The frozen alien bodies were loaded onto Xenu's galactic cruisers, which looked like DC-8s, except with rocket engines. Xenu thought his galaxy was overpopulated, and so he rounded up countless aliens from all different planets, and then had those aliens frozen. Back then there was a galactic federation of planets which was ruled over by the evil Lord Xenu.

The Scientology President tried his best to explain their beliefs to Stan: 'You see, Stan, there is a reason for people feeling sad and depressed.

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